Subj: Fwd: MMPR Newsletter: Issue 46 Date: 95-12-23 20:57:33 EST From: Planeteer7 To: Eddie SE11 * * * CHRISTMAS CAROLS * * * "The Twelve Days of Christmas" By Mark Oxman (Maxmouze@aol.com) On the first day of Christmas, Angel Grove could see A monster picking on Me On the second day of Christmas, Angel Grove could see two bumbling bullies and a monster picking on Me On the third day of Christmas, Angel Grove could see three sentinels, two bumbling bullies and a monster picking on me On the fourth day of Christmas Angel Grove could see four zords crashing, three sentinels, two bumbling bullies and a monster picking on me On the fifth day of Christmas Angel Grove could see five replacements, four zords crashing, three sentinels, two bumbling bullies and a monster picking on me On the sixth day of Christmas Angel Grove could see six rangers fighting ... On the seventh day of Christmas Angel Grove could see seven putties dancing ... On the eighth day of Christmas Angel Grove could see eight villains yelling ... * Rito, Rita, Zedd, Vile, Baboo, Squatt, Finster, Goldar On the ninth day of Christmas Angel Grove could see nine action figures ... On the tenth day of Christmas Angel Grove could see ten evil rangers ... On the eleventh day of Christmas Angel Grove could see eleven Tengas flying ... On the twelfth day of Christmas Angel Grove could see the Rangers are very busy! (to partridge in pear tree) * NOTE: This is available as a QBasic file for DOS, thanks to Eddie Segoura. "Rocky the Reddish Reindeer" by Mark Oxman (Maxmouze@aol.com) [ERROR: It's "Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer!"] You know Dasher and Dobber and Dancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Prancer, and Blitzen But, do You recall the most famous Reindeer of all? Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer had a very shiny nose And if You ever saw it, You would even say it glows All of the other Reindeer used to laugh and call Him names They never let poor Rudolph join in any Reindeer Games. Then, one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say "Rudolph with Your nose so bright, Won't You guide My sleigh tonight Then, how the Reindeer loved Him. How they shouted out with glee Rudolph the rednose Reindeer, You'll go down in history. "Santa's Clause is coming to town" You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not out I'm tellin' You why. Santa Clause is coming to town. He's making a list. He's checking it twice. Gonna find out Who's naughty or nice. Santa Clause is coming to town. He knows when You are sleeping He knows when You're awake He knows if You've been bad or good So be good for Christmas sake. [But, their's a grinch who is also coming to town.] You better watch out You better watch out You better lock up I'm telling You why, Jason David frank is coming to town. He's making a list He's checking it twice. Gonna find out if Santa is Here, Jason David frank is coming to town. He'll know if You are sleeping. He'll know You're awake. He'll know if You have Christmas Gifts. So hide them for Christmas sake. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Just like the one in the movies. Where the treetops glisten And You hear Children listen, to hear sleigh bells in the snow, snow? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, With every Christmas wish I write, May Your days be merry and bright, And May all You Christmases be white. "Jingle Bell Rock." Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle Bell Swing and Jingle Bell Ring Snowing and Going and and pushes of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell time and Jingle Bell rhyme It's the right time It's the bright time to rock the night away. Jingle bell time is a swell time to go gliding in a one-horse sleigh Giddy up Jingle horse Pick up Your feet Jingle around the clock, Mix and Mingle and Jingle feet That's the Jingle Bell rock. "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" Rocking Around the Christmas Tree With The Christmas Holly Hung, Missiletoe hung where You can see And the tree is ready. Rocking Around the Christmas Tree let the Christmas spirit ring. Later we'll have some pumpkin pie then we'll do some caroling. You will get a sentimental feeling when You hear voices singing, "Let's be jolly" Deck the halls with bells of holly. Rocking around the Christmas Tree Have a Happy Holiday. Everyone dancing merrily in a new old fashoned way. "The 12 Days Of Christmas" V4.00 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Tenga thrown into an oak tree. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown into an oak tree. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown into an oak tree. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five Kakuranger Zords Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six superheroes, five Kakuranger zords! Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven drunken editors, six superheroes, five Kakuranger zords! Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight plot holes, seven drunken editors, six superheroes, five Kakuranger zords! Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine gymnastics contests, eight plot holes, seven drunken editors, six superheroes, five kakuranger zords! Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten alternate dimensions, nine gymnastics contests, eight plot holes, seven drunken editors, six superheroes, five Kakuranger zords! Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven almost-kisses, ten alternate dimensions, nine gymnastics contests, eight plot holes, seven drunken editors, six superheroes, five Kakuranger zords! Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve bad fight scenes, eleven almsot-kisses, ten alternate dimensions, nine gymnastics into an contests, eight plot holes, seven drunken editors, six superheroes, five Kakuranger zords! Four ex-cast members, three evil guys, two stupid sidekicks and a Tenga thrown oak tree! Finally -- My Version! "The Twelve Days of Christmas" by Eddie Segoura (EddieS111@aol.com) On the First day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, A Sony under the Tree. On the Second day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Two Turtle Doves, And a Sony Under My Tree. On the Third day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves, And a Sony under My Tree. On the Fourth day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves, And a Sony under My Tree. On The Fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Five Magic Rings, Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves, And a Sony under My Tree. On the Sixth day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Six Planeteers... On the Seventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Seven Metroids ... On the Eighth day of Christmas Eight Nintendo Games, * Earthbound, Super Metroid, Ghostwriter, Yoshi's Island, Super Mario World 2, Donkey Kong Country, MK3, Stunt Race FX! On the Ninth day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Nine Bells of Holly... On the Tenth day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Ten Wrist Communicators... On the Eleventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to Me, Eleven Power Morphers, Ten Virtualizers, Nine Bells of Holly, Eight Nintendo Games, Seven Game on Game-Boy, Six Planeteers, Five Magic Rings, Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves, And Professor Hart under My Tree On the Twelfth day of Christmas, My True love gave to Me, Twelve Ladies Dancing... . . . And a Sony Under My tree.